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Namaste Bitches – The Softest Way to Be Rude Politely

Namaste Bitches – The Softest Way to Be Rude Politely

Regular price $50.00 USD
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Find your center… and then unleash your sarcasm. The Namaste Bitches sweatshirt is for the peaceful warrior with a sharp tongue and a softer-than-clouds sense of style. Made for yoga lovers, energy balancers, and enlightened badasses who know that inner peace doesn’t mean silence.

 

This cozy, unisex fleece crewneck is perfect for post-meditation hangs, coffee-fueled sarcasm, or leveling up your loungewear with spiritual spice.

 

 

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✨ Features:

 

Super soft, high-quality cotton/poly blend

 

Unisex fit — comfy and flattering on all body types

 

Printed bold so your mantra is clear: Zen, but not silent

 

Perfect gift for yogis, energy healers, or your sassiest friend

 

 

 

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Whether you're aligning chakras or calling out BS, this sweatshirt’s your new uniform.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Introducing a cozy and stylish unisex crewneck sweatshirt that embodies a relaxed yet bold vibe. Perfect for those who embrace their individuality, this sweatshirt features eye-catching designs that inspire confidence and self-expression. Ideal for casual outings, cozy evenings at home, or spirited gatherings with friends, it provides warmth and comfort during cooler months. Whether you're a free spirit, a creative soul, or someone who enjoys standing out, this sweatshirt is designed for you. Suitable for everyday wear, as well as special occasions like festivals, birthdays, and casual celebrations, it makes for a thoughtful gift for friends and loved ones who appreciate unique fashion statements.

Product features
- Seamless tubular design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains shape over time.
- Made for adult wear, providing a classic fit for all.
- Durable construction with double-needle stitching for longevity.
- Crafted from a medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend for ultimate comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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