Namaste Bitches – Existential Beast Unisex Relaxed Fit Tee | Zen Sass for the Mindful Rebel

You’re spiritual—but you’re not here to whisper about it. The Namaste Bitches Existential Beast Tee is for those who meditate, manifest, and still throw side-eye at nonsense. With its relaxed fit and heavy cotton comfort, it’s perfect for yogis, overthinkers, and mindful misfits who don’t believe in shrinking to be “zen enough.”

Whether you're deep in a self-reflection spiral or just flexing your third eye in traffic, this tee’s got your vibe.

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✨ Features:

100% heavy cotton – soft, breathable, and durable

Relaxed unisex fit – comfort that moves with you

“Namaste Bitches” bold front graphic for max mood impact

Great gift for spiritual rebels, mindful warriors, and anyone walking the fine line between peace and profanity

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Center yourself. Speak your truth. After all, you are an existential beast.

Introducing the ideal addition to your wardrobe: this Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee blends comfort with a statement. The playful design encapsulates a fun, rebellious vibe, making it perfect for those who want to express their unique personality. Whether you're lounging at home, heading to a casual gathering, or enjoying a laid-back day out, this versatile tee fits seamlessly into your life. It's a great choice for free spirits, creative individuals, and anyone looking to wear their attitude boldly. Perfect for casual wear, parties, or as a thoughtful gift during holidays like birthdays, or for occasions such as festivals and celebrations among friends.

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and prevents stretching.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds comfort.
- Durable fabric made from specially spun fibers ideal for vibrant printing.
- Medium fabric weight offers year-round comfort and durability.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat